Your born and then you die, but you can do whatever you want in between.
- Confucius 479 BCE (via dingyfeathers)
what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired
if a guy stares at ur boobs just stare at his dick maybe squint a little bit
- (via dulldrops)
do you ever attempt to be a decent human being and ask someone if they wanna chill or go out but then immediately regret that decision because going out and seeing friends just requires too much of an effort and then you feel like a shit bag cos you hope the person declines your offer or is busy and then you’re like phew